Dear Future Child:
I would like to apologize now for the things I’m going to do to you. And as many times as I may say “it’s a waste of money to take a baby to the Disney parks,” I see pictures like this and I know I will waste that money anyway.
So please, Wendy Olivia Katharine/Henry Elias Dean, forgive me. And try to find it in your heart to be a Disney fanatic, for my sake.