I swear, my future daughter is going to be fabulous every single second of her life. Eloise Mae, you had better prepare yourself.
I’m so glad there are truly wonderful parents in the world.
Dear Future Child:
I would like to apologize now for the things I’m going to do to you. And as many times as I may say “it’s a waste of money to take a baby to the Disney parks,” I see pictures like this and I know I will waste that money anyway.
So please, Wendy Olivia Katharine/Henry Elias Dean, forgive me. And try to find it in your heart to be a Disney fanatic, for my sake.
Love, Mom.
That’s the way to do it!
